POPE Francis fancied 12-year-old Amalia Damonte.
No, no! Well, before he became Pope at a sprightly 76 years young, the 120 year-old Master Jorge had a thing for Damonte, 76. No! She’s wasn’t 76 , then. She’s 76 now.
She tells anyone who’l listen:
“He wrote me a letter telling me that one day he would like to marry me… He said that if I didn’t say yes, he would have to become a priest. Luckily for him, I said no!”
And for that budding cleric, no really did mean no…
In other news: Jorge and Amalia are Jack Duckworth and his long-suffering wife Vera.
